Contents

Contents

Chapter 1: Scared Senseless

            Fares that Make the Brave Turn Yellow 

            The Cabbie, the Kid and the Crackhead

            Murphy’s Law and the Brand New Cab

            A Kidnapping in Queens

            It’s a Knockout

            Pregnancy Scare   

Chapter 2: Welcome to the Nuthouse

            Insane passengers, bizarre coincidences and hilarious experiences  

            Red Light District

            Look Ma! No Hands!

            Her Day in Court

            Black is the New Jerk

            Well-Heeled Trannies

            That New Car Smell

            Talented Acting

            Message in a Bottle 

Chapter 3: Hero Worship

            Superheroes Sans Tights and Capes 

            Night on the Town

            Back Seat Baby

            Outerborough Experience

            The Diamond Miser

            Speed Freak  

Chapter 4: Remarkable Encounters

            Fares with Wisdom and Sometimes Fame 

            The King of the Jews

            Calling in Sick

            Playing it Forward

            Harlem on his Mind 

Chapter 5: Cabbie Overachievers

           When the Meter’s Not Running  

            Never Going Along, Never Got Along 

            From Iron Curtain to Yellow Cab

            Sweet Charity

            Working Women

            Curries Like Mom Used to Make

            Revolutionary Politics Behind the Wheel 

Chapter 6: Hooking Up

            Sex, Love and the Yellow Cab 

            Luck of the Draw

            Brooklyn Bridge Bang

            Someone Who Cares

            Medallion Stallion

            Heartfelt Advice

            A Thin Red Dress

            Picked Up, Ripped Off 

Chapter 7: Culture Crash

            Race, Religion and Confrontation 

            Sniffing More Than Glue

            The Telltale Nose Ring

            Black and White Story

            Melting Pot

            Too Close to Home 

Chapter 8:  Welcome to New York, You &#@%!

            Unsuspecting Tourists Meet Taxis 

            The Deadhead Connection

            Happy Thanksgiving

            Vera Wang Extravaganza

            The Tip

            Will Drive for Music  

Chapter 9: Last Call

            Closing Time High Jinks 

            Tylenol Bottle Toilet

            The Salsa-Powered Accelerator

            Cabbie Calvary

            More Androgynous than Bowie

            A Shock to the System

            No License to Drive 


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